Natalie Martinez:
Natalie Martinez Nude
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Information:
Name: Natalie Martinez
Born: 1984-07-12
Height: 1.69
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Filmography:
Film '72 (2008), Saints & Sinners (0), Death Race (2008), Fashion House (0), Fashion House (2006)
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Chris Klein:
Chris Klein Nude
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Information:
Name: Chris Klein
Born: 1979-03-14
Height: 1.85
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Filmography:
American Dad! (2006), Just Friends (2005), Electric Playground (2002), Spotlight on Location: American Pie (1999), Day Zero (2007)
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Harry Connick Jr.:
Harry Connick Jr.
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Information:
Name: Harry Connick Jr.
Born: 1967-09-11
Height: 1.85
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Filmography:
Late Show with David Letterman (2004), My Dog Skip (2000), Grammy Living Legends (1989), The Oprah Winfrey Show (2003), Sleepless in Seattle (1993)
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana
!
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !
JyllFlanneO
An 8th grade boy was doing some
research
for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, how
many
wildlife biologists work for the Federal Government?"
"The
honest father replies, "Oh, I would say at least half of
'em."
ValdemarKylenfj
What do you get if you cross a bird with a
monstrous snarl?
A budgerigrrrrr!
LindaelMacksv
Q. What is the difference between a fish and a
piano?
A. You can't tuna fish.
FilipeSikyatavoTv
What sort of a car has your dad
got?
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T.
Really -
Ours only starts with gas.
RammHudvq
Dad: Why is your January report card so bad
?
Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after
Christmas !
VorathArgylerk
Did the bionic
monster have a
brother ?
No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!
MacklinGasparhy
Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to
go out there and clear the snow!
I'm on my way, Father
Christmas.
Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on!
That's all
right! There's only one foot of snow!
AcharonRaoulVC
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child,
what would
he be called?
A subordinate claus.
IomarAkibawO
What sort of an act do you do?
I bend over
backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.
Anything else?
Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
TennysonCelsusAb